The Redneck Jedi

[padme_amidala19]

Thought everyone would enjoy these!


You've ever heard the phrase "May the force be with ya'll".

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You've ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-wing is primer colored.
:xwing:

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
:wicket:

You've ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.


Wookies are offended by your B.O.

You've ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You've ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot son, come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot".
:fight:

You've ever had your R-2 unit use it's self-defense electro-shock thingy to light your barbecue grill.

You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land speeder.

You've ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You've had the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested they outfit the Millenium Falcon with a redwood deck.

You were the only one drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

If you've ever heard..."Luke, I am your father....and your uncle"

[jadesabre7777]

lol, those are awesome. as a hick myself, i can relate to a few.

may the force be with y'all.

[SAITO]

this is hillarious

i got a sugestion make the next one punk jedi

[HangoverBoy]

How about,

If you have a gun rack in the back of your landspeeder

Or if you use your blaster to get the ground hogs out of the garden

[Ayame]

lol ooooh defo defo defo!! *giggles* lol these rule!!

or..
if you use the force to get that remote that's on the other side of the room in your hands ^_^ (lol i'm not good at this)

[jadesabre7777]

don't forget:

instead of jedi robes, you wear a wife beater
instead of the braid thing, you have a mullet

[Jedi Mothra]

you could at least give props to the place you got that, like "courtesy of........."

[padme_amidala19]

Well, it's courtesy of my dad, several SW fan sites, and several of my friends have sent it to me as e-mails. Which one would you like me to put down?

[Jedi Mothra]

Just givin ya a hard time .

Sorry?

[padme_amidala19]

No prob, just checkin.

[massayoda]

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Those are great!
How about this:
You might be a redneck Jedi if you only wash your robes once a month............
You only use your levitation powers to get beers out of the icechest..........
You affectionately refer to Master Yoda as "Pappy"

[plai4]

if you've ever syphoned fule from your X-Wing to fill up your Landspeeder (this one is modified from the original canaidian redneck)

[HangoverBoy]

If you kill a Yuuzhan Vong.......then proceed to Bar-B-Que it.

[Spike Flipasian]

Here are a few: (but they also fall under 'you know you're a star wars geek if...'

When you argue if Yoda is as crippled as he is.
You ponder what stuff Jedi eat as opposed to us.
You try to get someone to do a lightsaber sparring but get turned away.
You sign every note you write or type with "May the Force Be With You!"
You refuse to fall in love because it's forbidden for the Jedi Code.
People think you should be severed in the midsection rather than them for not liking Star Wars.
You try to grow a ponytail and braid like a Padawan learner.
You watch the movies hoping to find something new each time.
You claim your religion as that of the Jedi.
You ponder what kind of music people in the Star Wars galaxy listen to. (excluding that heard in the cantinas)
When you know futuristic clothes don't match with that of Jetsons (the style is better in Star Wars.)
You claim flying cars and speeders are the only way to travel around the planet.
You think George W. Bush has the greatest power than anyone.
You fear the words "I am your father."
You watch the movies so much, you're able to pick out and point out every mistake.
You argue about the plot trying to re-write a new script for the prequels--or your own series.
You question why Qui-Gon Jinn was never mentioned in the OT.
You refuse to throw trash away in a dome-shaped trashcan because it reminds you of R2-D2 in disguise.
When you're afraid or scared, you beel like R2-D2.
You ponder why every planet in the Star Wars galaxy is practically oxygen-riched.
When you never see people floating around on ships or planets due to lack of gravity.
You try to figure out why several characters talk in such languages as Spanish or French.
You wave your hand over an automatic door like you're using the Force to open it.
You don't have a lightsaber than you use a flashlight as one.
You try to construct a lightsaber out of a flashlight.
You still have a sound fx lightsaber you can't help but make the noise of one.
You make fun of people who can't make the proper noise of a lightsaber.
You argue how a bunch of primitive Ewok was able to beat the entire Empire.
You wonder why Padmé just never killed Darth Maul when he blocked the entrance into the palace. (there was no way he could get his lightsaber out in time to block all those blasters).
You could never understand why the Gungan army never took the blasters away from the dead droids and use it to destroy the army.
You question why droids and stormtroopers could never hit anything.
You question why R2-D2 used his antigravity boosters in Ep.2 and not in the OT.
You question whether or not Owen Lars and C-3PO really know each other in OT when they meet in AOTC.

Did u like? i gots more if u want to here more.

[Empress Palpatine]

A Redneck Jedi:

Keeps a record of how many Wamprats his kills with is Landspeeder, on the side of the speeder.

Doesn't have a problem with the fact that he enjoys making out with his sister.

Just shrugs when his father cuts of his arm during a heated argument.

Uses At-At walkers for make-shift bullriding contests.