Post by Empress Palpatine on Mar 22, 2003 7:13:31 GMT -5
A Redneck Jedi:
*Thinks Tusken Raiders are a football team
*Uses his lightsaber as a toothpick
*Uses his lightsaber for trimming the top of his mullet
*Calls the Padawan braid a rat tail
*Fills the front lawn of the Jedi Temple with broken down speeders
*Envys the "good shape" that Darth Maul's teeth are in
*Holds his lightsaber in front of his crotch inviting people to judge him by his size
*Calls Yoda a "Green-Neck"
*Whenever possible he pilots his X-Wing with his head hanging out of the cockpit
*Doesn't understand why Ani didn't program c-3po with a southern accent
*Calls all R2 units "lil' buddy"
*Comes to Council Meetings so drunk that even Yoda can't understand his backwards sentences
*Wouldn't trust Palpatine to begin with
*Thinks Tusken Raiders are a football team
*Uses his lightsaber as a toothpick
*Uses his lightsaber for trimming the top of his mullet
*Calls the Padawan braid a rat tail
*Fills the front lawn of the Jedi Temple with broken down speeders
*Envys the "good shape" that Darth Maul's teeth are in
*Holds his lightsaber in front of his crotch inviting people to judge him by his size
*Calls Yoda a "Green-Neck"
*Whenever possible he pilots his X-Wing with his head hanging out of the cockpit
*Doesn't understand why Ani didn't program c-3po with a southern accent
*Calls all R2 units "lil' buddy"
*Comes to Council Meetings so drunk that even Yoda can't understand his backwards sentences
*Wouldn't trust Palpatine to begin with
